How to spot a computer engineer.




The world can spot a computer engineer from miles off. Ten sure clues:

1. When dating: ends up together in front of a computer.

2. In the street: he's the one carrying a box of floppy discs.

3. In discussion: he's the one who starts laughing hysterically when the topic of computer reliability is brought up.

4. Anywhere: Red watery eyes, and sleepy if awake before 4pm.

5. Bumper sticker on car: My ware is harder, bigger and faster than yours.

6. Thinks a perfect Saturday Night is a fast fsp-connection to a base with plenty of gifs, and a case of Heineken.

7. Cancels dates because he's too occupied with a new mud.

8. Keeps being caught with Playboy by the scanner.

9. Keeps more than 16 sheets of printouts on his desk.

10. Thinks IRC is the perfect way to get dates.


Comments

Author: Deepika Haridas31 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Good one..

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Author: Pradeep Iyer31 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Hi,

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Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair24 Jan 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Good one..
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Enjoy coding....

Author: Banshidhar Sahoo08 Jul 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1



Ha Ha Ha....:)

Very nice joke.

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Author: Abhay Kumar Raut16 Jul 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Hi,

Good one..

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Author: muthuraman26 Sep 2009 Member Level: Silver   Points : 1

hi,

this is nice joke

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Author: PHANI HARSHITHA MADALA29 Sep 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

hi,

Nice joke to read.

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