Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage

L: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

A: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.


L: Family system hangs because hardware (called Parents ) is not responding.

A: Compatible with hardware ( Parents ).


L: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.

A: You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.


L: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.

A: All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.


Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful .... Yet one never knows when it will crash....

Arranged Marriage is like Unix/Linux ...... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust


Author: Deepika Haridas24 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Good one..
Funny statements.. :-)

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..


Author: Sumit26 Dec 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 0

Good one..
enjoyed reading it..


Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair27 Jan 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......
Very Very Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes which relates to computer or software...

This jokes will refresh the minds of programmers
when they are bored ..

enjoyed reading it..

with Regards,
The man who enjoy codings....

Author: Pradeep Iyer16 Feb 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

Thanks for ur compliments :)

Author: Banshidhar Sahoo21 Jun 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Ha Ha Ha....:)

Very nice joke.

Keep posting more hillarious jokes.

Banshidhar Sahoo
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