Programmer and PM ... (sorry if it is OLD one...)

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I Would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, Hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.'

'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist.

'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is Technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your Information and the fact is I am still lost.'

The man below says, "You must be a project manager."

'Yes, I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where You are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.'


Author: Abbas09 Oct 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Its a great JOKE which creates great humour
Continue Posting this type of Jokes

Author: Ameet 16 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Good one, reality
Keep posting more and more jokes

Thanks & regards

Author: Murugan16 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

ha ha..

well dear friend..

keep on rocking just like this joke..


Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair29 Jan 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......
Very Very Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes which relates to computer or software...

This jokes will refresh the minds of programmers
when they are bored ..

enjoyed reading it..

with Regards,
The man who enjoy codings....

Author: Vinay30 Jan 2009 Member Level: Silver   Points : 0

that a new one for me atleast...nice.

Author: Vijay Kumar Vemula31 Jan 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

Ha ha ha.... good one. Keep sending this kind of jocks.

Author: Deepika Haridas31 Jan 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..


Author: Shuby Arora03 Feb 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1


Good its a reality joke

keep on posting

keep smilling

Shuby arora

Author: Banshidhar Sahoo21 Jun 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Ha Ha Ha....:)

Very nice joke.

Keep posting more hillarious jokes.

Banshidhar Sahoo
Blog: Dotnet Projects, Interview Questions and Jobs

Author: Abhay Kumar Raut23 Jun 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1


Good one..

keep posting more jokes..

enjoyed reading it.

Thanks and Regards,

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