Programmer and PM ... (sorry if it is OLD one...)




A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I Would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, Hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.'

'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist.

'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is Technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your Information and the fact is I am still lost.'

The man below says, "You must be a project manager."

'Yes, I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where You are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.'


Comments

Author: Abbas09 Oct 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Its a great JOKE which creates great humour
Continue Posting this type of Jokes

Author: Ameet 16 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Good one, reality
Keep posting more and more jokes


Thanks & regards
Ameet

Author: Murugan16 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

ha ha..

well dear friend..

keep on rocking just like this joke..

yours
murugan

Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair29 Jan 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......
Very Very Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes which relates to computer or software...

++
This jokes will refresh the minds of programmers
when they are bored ..

enjoyed reading it..

with Regards,
The man who enjoy codings....

Author: Vinay30 Jan 2009 Member Level: Silver   Points : 0

that a new one for me atleast...nice.

Author: Vijay Kumar Vemula31 Jan 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

Ha ha ha.... good one. Keep sending this kind of jocks.

Author: Deepika Haridas31 Jan 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika

Author: Shuby Arora03 Feb 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1


Hi,


Good its a reality joke

keep on posting


keep smilling

Shuby arora

Author: Banshidhar Sahoo21 Jun 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Ha Ha Ha....:)

Very nice joke.

Keep posting more hillarious jokes.

Regards,
Banshidhar Sahoo
mail: sahoo.banshidhar@gmail.com
Blog: Dotnet Projects, Interview Questions and Jobs

Author: Abhay Kumar Raut23 Jun 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Hi,

Good one..

keep posting more jokes..

enjoyed reading it.

Thanks and Regards,
abahy



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