THREE ENGINEERS

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"

Comments

Author: sree18 Jun 2008 Member Level: Silver Points : 2

ha ha ha ...nice one i liked it.......good joke on how the engineers react to the problem....pretty good one.....thanks for sharing this here.....keep on posting such jokes more here......thanks....

Author: Bunty20 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold Points : 1

Hi,
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Really very good joke.
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Author: Sanjeev Kumar23 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold Points : 1

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Author: Pawan Bansal24 Jun 2008 Member Level: Bronze Points : 1

ha ha ha ha...
really funny

Keep sending

thanks for the laugh

Author: RobinHood26 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold Points : 0

Nice...................

Author: Rumpa M27 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold Points : 1

ha ha ha.
really very good.
i have enjoyed joke very much.
keep it up.

Author: kunal badgujar04 Aug 2008 Member Level: Gold Points : 0

ha ha..nice joke

Author: Arun Kumar05 Aug 2008 Member Level: Gold Points : 0

microsoft is always good in troubleshooting :D
but i have doubt that y didnt he restarted the car??
lol

Author: Siri18 Aug 2008 Member Level: Bronze Points : 0

Nice Joke...............
Funny

Author: Panamayan Purushothaman19 Aug 2008 Member Level: Gold Points : 0

hai

realy nice pa.thnk u for share to all

Bye

Author: Raj Kumar Prajapati26 Aug 2008 Member Level: Bronze Points : 1

Hi,
so sweet
it's really very very ausum.
Really very good joke.
Thanks

Raj Prajapati

Author: Ajay kumar26 Aug 2008 Member Level: Gold Points : 0

Very OLD

Author: Swaminathan30 Aug 2008 Member Level: Gold Points : 2

Nice one yaar.

Enjoy 'C' Program From Real Life:

struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}

struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}

struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;}

struct Indian_female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}

struct Indian_husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money-making;
}

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