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Lallo got job in Microsoft


Posted Date:     Category: Computer Jokes    
Author: Member Level: Gold    Points: 3


Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft, USA. Few days later he got this reply:



 


Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Micr osoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

Reference http://www.bihar.ws/info/Bihari-Jokes/Laloo-sent-his-BioData-2-Bill-Gates.html





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Responses to "Lallo got job in Microsoft"
Author: Lalitha    21 Jan 2011Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
Hi,

Hehehe..very good dude. That shows how positive is Mr Lalloo.:-). Keep doing the good work.

Regards,
Lalitha



Author: Rajasundar    21 Jan 2011Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
Hi,
i can't get your joke sry....because u are posted in hindi



Author: Jai prakash    21 Jan 2011Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
Good dude,
Keep it up ........



Author: z i n ! paya    28 Jan 2011Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
thanks all


Author: SethuRaman    01 Feb 2011Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi

Some what first para i understood but rest like comedy lines to me in Hindi because i don't know Hindi baiya

keep posting more and more in English.

Regards
Sethu



Author: KUNDAN KUMAR SRIVASTAVA    15 Apr 2011Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
You should learn hindi, this is our official language.
Please try to learn hindi.

That's why India is not getting success.
American has only one lang: English, Russia has only on: Russian, France has only one:French.
So, Indian should talk in a single lang:Hindi.
I am not hurting any one, but its true.



Author: z i n ! paya    15 Apr 2011Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi Kundan

I am 100% supporting you. Really it bad to know that some Indian dont know hindi the official/national language. :( very sad about this.



Author: Ankit Sharma    25 Apr 2011Member Level: Bronze   Points : 1
Ha....ha..ha...ha..

Hello all,
Zini priya really wrote a good joke. Seriously very entertaining.



Author: z i n ! paya    27 Apr 2011Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi Ankit,

thanks for your reply.

my name is zini paya not zini priya. :)
enjoy jokes..........................



Guest Author: aprajita     06 Aug 2012
its nice...................


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