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If microsoft made cars

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Okay , here is the full thing of the ” If microsoft made cars” joke.. Enjoy…

If Microsoft made cars…

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating: If GM had developed
technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the
following characteristics:

# For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

# Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to
buy a new car.

# Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason,
and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

# Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
have to reinstall the engine.

# Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought
"Car95? or "CarNT." But then you would have to buy more seats.

# Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable,
five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run
on five per cent of the roads.

# The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be
replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

# New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

# The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

# Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the
door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

# GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of
Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they
neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option
would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or
more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the
Justice Department.

# Everytime GM introduced a new model car
buyers would have to learn
how to drive all over again because none of the controls would
operate in the same manner as the old car.

# You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.
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Responses to "If microsoft made cars"
Author: mox shah  21 Oct 2010   Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
nice one...

Not microsoft, But google launching new smart car, Which don't need any driver...;)

Author: Rishikesh chandan  23 Oct 2010   Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
ha ha ha......
really awesome...
do you have any problem with microsoft ??

Author: Minu  24 Oct 2010   Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Good one...
Keep posting...

Author: Makesh  25 Oct 2010   Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
nice one ..keep posting ..

Author: Syed Arif Murshed  25 Oct 2010   Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi friend
It is a lengthy one
but it is very jokey very funny
enjoyed it
keep posting like,
it would be best if short

best regards


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