Is Virus dangereous




Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus
1. Viruses are free.

2. Viruses don't take up most of your hard drive.

3. Viruses don't need 80 megs of RAM.

4. Viruses don't have major bugs.

5. Viruses don't have three different sets of documentation.

6. Viruses don't leak info to the press about the upcoming Jerusalem 95, to keep people from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp.

7. Viruses aren't on every computer.

8. Nobody cares if a virus turns out to be 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 32...

9. Viruses install themselves !


Comments

Author: vasu20 Jan 2009 Member Level: Silver   Points : 2

virus install themselves becouse when we try to go with antivirus they multiply themselves according to their rate of reproduction immediately by mitosis. so when the installation is complete they already turned upto 2, so now they are double. in this way viruses cannot be tracked by antivirues (just joking)but by bacteria to form a bacteriophage.

Dont go with this explanations!!!!

good one

Regards,
Vasu

Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair24 Jan 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Very Very Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes which relates to computer or software...

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This jokes will refresh the minds of programmers
when they are bored ..

enjoyed reading it..

with Regards,
The man who enjoy codings....



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