Computer Terms




# Local variable -
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hastihai..

# Global variable -
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon, har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai ...

# Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

# Dangling pointers -
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

# goto -
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan ,khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si, na woh samajh sake na hum

# Untrackable bug -
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

# And then to the client:
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

# Load Balancing -
Saathi haath badhana, ek akela thak jayega, mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem - modem talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kuch huwa kya?abhee to nahin..

# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do, parda na uthao,
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha,
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba.


Comments

Author: Deepika Haridas29 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

ha ha ha ha ha...
Gr8 jokes.. You have gr8 sense of humour...

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika

Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair27 Jan 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......
Very Very Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes which relates to computer or software...

++
This jokes will refresh the minds of programmers
when they are bored ..

enjoyed reading it..

with Regards,
The man who enjoy codings....



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