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Defining Computer Terms From a "Marketing" Point of View


Posted Date:     Category: General    Rating: 1 out of 5
Author: Member Level: Gold    Points: 3


ALL NEW -- The software is not compatible with previous versions.

ADVANCED DESIGN -- Upper management doesn't understand it.

BREAKTHROUGH -- It nearly booted on the first try.

NEW -- It comes in different colors from the previous version.

DESIGN SIMPLICITY -- It was developed on a shoe-string budget.

EXCLUSIVE -- We're the only ones who have the documentation.

FIELD TESTED -- Manufacturing doesn't have a test system.

FOOLPROOF OPERATION -- All parameters are hard coded.

FUTURISTIC -- It only runs on the next-generation supercomputer.

HIGH ACCURACY -- All the directories compare.

IT'S HERE AT LAST -- We've released a 26-week project in 48 weeks.

MAINTENANCE FREE -- It's impossible to fix.

MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS -- It compiles without errors.

PERFORMANCE PROVEN -- It works through beta test.

REVOLUTIONARY -- The disk drives go round and round.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED -- We'll send you another copy if it fails.

STOCK ITEM -- We shipped it once before, and we can do it again, probably.

UNMATCHED -- It's almost as good as the competition.

UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE -- Nothing ever ran this slow before.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT -- We finally got one to work.


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Responses to "Defining Computer Terms From a "Marketing" Point of View"
Author: Deepika Haridas    29 Dec 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
ha ha ha ha ha
Great one...

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika



Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair    27 Jan 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......
Very Very Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes which relates to computer or software...

++
This jokes will refresh the minds of programmers
when they are bored ..

enjoyed reading it..

with Regards,
The man who enjoy codings....



Author: Banshidhar Sahoo    21 Jun 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Ha Ha Ha....:)

Very nice joke.

Keep posting more hillarious jokes.

Regards,
Banshidhar Sahoo
mail: sahoo.banshidhar@gmail.com
Blog: Dotnet Projects, Interview Questions and Jobs



Author: Abhay Kumar Raut    24 Jun 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi,

Good one..

keep posting more jokes..

enjoyed reading it.

Thanks and Regards,
abhay



Author: Shuby Arora    25 Jun 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi friend,



Ur jokes were actually drolin....gud 1



keep smiling :)

SHuby...........



Author: muthuraman    09 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
hi,

this is good joke

very enjoyed it

try more and posting us

regards,
muthuraman




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