What farmers understand from such Geeky Words:




LOG ON: Making the wood stove hotter

LOG OFF: Don`t add wood

MONITOR : Keep an eye on the wood stove

MEGAHERTZ: When a big log drops on your barefoot in the morning FLOPPY DISK : What you get from piling too much wood

RAM: The hydraulic thing that makes the wood splitter work

DRIVE: Getting home during most of the winter

PROMPT: What you wish the mail was during the snow season

ENTER: Come on in

WINDOWS: What you shut when it gets cold

SCREEN: What is a must during black fly season

CHIP: What you munch during the beer sessions

MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag when the chips are gone

LAPTOP: Where the grandkids sit

KEYBOARD: Where you suppose to put the keys so that Misses can find them

SOFTWARE: The plastic picnic utensils, ya?

MOUSE: What leaves them little turds in the cupboard

PORT: Where do commercial fishing boats dock

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When you can't remember how much you spent so much money on your Guys Only night out, last night


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Author: Deepika Haridas30 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Good one..

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Author: Deepika Haridas30 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Good one..

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Author: Deepika Haridas30 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

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Author: Deepika Haridas30 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

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Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair24 Jan 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Hi,

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Author: Banshidhar Sahoo08 Jul 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1



Ha Ha Ha....:)

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Author: muthuraman25 Sep 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

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