Software & Hardware




There was a software engineer, who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river.

Encouraged by his childhood story of the lumberjack and axe, he started praying for the river Goddess. River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he lost his computer in the river. As usual,the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She picked up a match box and asked 'Is this your computer ?'.

Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, 'No' replied the SWE.

Then she picked up a pocket sized calculator and asked if that was it. Annoyed by this, the SWE said 'No, not at all' and also thought of educating the Goddess about computers.

Then she picked up his Pentium and asked if it was his. The SWE, left with no option, sighed and said 'Yes !' and took his machine.

The Goddess was happy for his honesty and was about to give the previous objects also to him.

But even before she could make the offer, the SWE asked the Goddess, Don't you know that you should show me some better computers, before bringing up my own ?

Goddess, apparently angered at this, replied, I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were Millennium and Trillennium, the latest computers from IBM and disappeared. The Pentium followed her.


MORAL: IF YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH, BETTER KEEP QUIET .
CONCLUSION: HARDWARE DEVELOPS FASTER THAN A SOFTWARE ENGINEER.


Comments

Author: muhammed27 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

hi friends

nice joke
please send more jokes
i really like it

Author: Deepika Haridas31 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika

Author: Pradeep Iyer31 Dec 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Hi,

Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Pradeep Y

Author: Anil Kumar Pandey13 Jan 2009 Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1

hi,


Good but the SWE are also Good knowledgeable person..


Keep on posting jokes.

Thanks

Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair27 Jan 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......
Very Very Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes which relates to computer or software...

++
This jokes will refresh the minds of programmers
when they are bored ..

enjoyed reading it..

with Regards,
The man who enjoy codings....

Author: Banshidhar Sahoo21 Jun 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Ha Ha Ha....:)

Very nice joke.

Keep posting more hillarious jokes.

Regards,
Banshidhar Sahoo
mail: sahoo.banshidhar@gmail.com
Blog: Dotnet Projects, Interview Questions and Jobs

Author: Abhay Kumar Raut22 Jun 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Hi,

Good one..

keep posting more jokes..

enjoyed reading it.

Thanks and Regards,
abahy

Author: Shuby Arora22 Jun 2009 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Hi friend,



Ur jokes were actually drolin....gud 1

He.........he..............he..............he he he he........... ha..........ha.............ha........ha ha ha ha..........



keep smiling :)

SHuby...........



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