Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Saqlain a Pakistani living in USA .
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not
know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself,I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more
than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room... Saqlain says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose? ' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat (language spoken in Bosnia , Serbia and Croatia) to
leave. 498 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates
who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Serbo – Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
and......
Calmly, Saqlain turns to the other candidate and says ` Kaisa hay ... Ustaad?'
The other candidate answers..........................................
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Oye.......tu bhee Pakistani hay??
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| Author: n.ravi krishna 30 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
hi,
excellent joke.this joke shows how sincere they are.keep going.expecting more and more jokes from you.
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| Author: kingfisher 30 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
great :+)
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| Author: venugopal reddy somu 02 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 0 |
hi
greate job, i like it
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| Author: Asad Abbas 02 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 0 |
thanks
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| Author: Alok Kumar Mohanty 07 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
:) Its realy great :)
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| Author: Meetu Choudhary 08 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
bechara bill gates
how good employess he is going to hire.........
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Thanks and Regrads
Meetu Choudhary
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| Author: Sathish S 08 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 0 |
good
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