A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I Would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, Hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.'
'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist.
'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is Technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your Information and the fact is I am still lost.'
The man below says, "You must be a project manager."
'Yes, I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'
'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where You are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.'
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| Author: Abbas 09 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Its a great JOKE which creates great humour
Continue Posting this type of Jokes
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| Author: Ameet 16 Dec 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Good one, reality
Keep posting more and more jokes
Thanks & regards
Ameet
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| Author: Murugan 16 Dec 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
ha ha..
well dear friend..
keep on rocking just like this joke..
yours
murugan
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| Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair 29 Jan 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......
Very Very Good one..
Keep on posting more jokes which relates to computer or software...
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This jokes will refresh the minds of programmers
when they are bored ..
enjoyed reading it..
with Regards,
The man who enjoy codings....
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| Author: Vinay 30 Jan 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
that a new one for me atleast...nice.
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| Author: Vijay Kumar Vemula 31 Jan 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
Ha ha ha.... good one. Keep sending this kind of jocks.
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| Author: Deepika Haridas 31 Jan 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Good one..
Keep on posting more jokes.
enjoyed reading it..
Regards,
Deepika
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| Author: Shuby Arora 03 Feb 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Hi,
Good its a reality joke
keep on posting
keep smilling
Shuby arora
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| Author: Banshidhar Sahoo 21 Jun 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Ha Ha Ha....:)
Very nice joke.
Keep posting more hillarious jokes.
Regards,
Banshidhar Sahoo
mail: sahoo.banshidhar@gmail.com
Blog: Dotnet Projects, Interview Questions and Jobs
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| Author: Abhay 23 Jun 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Hi,
Good one..
keep posting more jokes..
enjoyed reading it.
Thanks and Regards,
abahy
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