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If Microsoft Was A Publisher of Books


Posted Date: 18 Sep 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Hefin DsouzaMember Level: Diamond    
Rating: 1 out of 5Points: 3



1.Before you can open the cover of your new book, you must obtain a book activation code by phoning Microsoft.

2. Sorry, only one person may ever read your book.

3. Libraries, which are for sharing books, are illegal.

4. There are two versions of your book - the "Standard" and the "Pro" versions. In the standard version, those pages containing the most useful information have been stuck together.

5. At random times the letters your book may suddenly scramble for no apparent reason. Simply give the book a good kicking - this is called rebooting.

Regards Hefin Dsouza




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