A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup files and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Ten minutes later, the User is still adamant that they are right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
Ten minutes later.
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.
One hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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| Author: Puja Sharma 18 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
very funny ..really too good
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| Author: Mohammed Yahiya 19 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
I m not tech support. Now i know why all MNC companies set call center in India. I am lucky to be a developer.
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| Author: Anil Kumar Pandey 19 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 0 |
This is the Height of Stress faced by the Techies.............
:)
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| Author: Roopesh Babu Valluru 24 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
super man .... enjoyed a lot ... :)
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| Author: saisrikanthreddy 24 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
very good joke man keep it up. keep posting
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| Author: Miss Meetu Choudhary 25 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Wow Great Joke I enjoyed reading It
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I Would Love To Change The World But They Wont Give Me The Source Code
Spread D Smile n Never Say Bye
May Lord Shiva Bless All of US
Thanks and Regards
Meetu Choudhary
~~MEET~~
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| Author: Vidhya 26 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Hi,
Its really superb man.
I enjoyed a lot.......
But it reflects the stress of the Techies..:)
Regards,
Vidhya
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| Author: sameer 26 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
Really funny, i enjoyed a lot.
Thanks for posting.
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| Author: AbidiP 29 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
very nice
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| Author: n.ravi krishna 29 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
hi,
very excellent joke from u.keep it up.the problem face by the tech support people has been told by you in a brilliant way.keep going .we are all expecting more good jokes from you.
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| Author: Moosa Sahib 29 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
Its very old one.. I already heard this from other sites.
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