Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software?
Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur?
Koi naya programmers hire kiye ho kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ......
ye log Programming karenge?
In ko to DOS commands bhi! nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte.
Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "Jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kehna ki uska server down ho gaya ."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne virus the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar:
"Wo do! Aur tum teen anitvirus . Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya soch ke aaye ho?
Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Incentive dega , Salary badayega, Onsite bhejega?
Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi. (gabbar shouts ) "Sambaa laptop la re".
"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen.
Bahoot naainsaafi hai.
[logout - logout - logout].
Haan ab theek hai........
ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab testing kar!"
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| Author: Mohammed Yahiya 11 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
Aathhma wishwas ki sayi takath dikidiya tumney
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| Author: mohamed jamal 30 Oct 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
nice one yaar....
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| Author: T.S. Haritha 04 Nov 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
Very good one
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| Author: Deepika Haridas 20 Nov 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ohh really very funny..
Keep on posting more jokes.
enjoyed reading it..
Regards,
Deepika
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