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Interview Of Banta


Posted Date: 06 Sep 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Hefin DsouzaMember Level: Diamond    
Rating: 1 out of 5Points: 4



Here is a interview given by our Banta for the job in java office…

Interviewer: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Banta: Terms are different … nothing more

Interviewer: What is JFC ?
Banta: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Interviewer: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
Banta: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.

Interviewer: I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which
methodology will follow?
Banta: Send it through courier.

Interviewer: Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Banta: As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Interviewer: How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
Banta: Sorry, Non living things can’t communicate.

Interviewer: Explain RMI Architecture?
Banta: I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Interviewer: What is the use of Servlets ?
Banta: In hotels, they can replace servers.


Interviewer: What is the difference between Process and Threads?
Banta: Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for
process.


Interviewer: What is JAR file ?
Banta: File that can be kept inside a jar.

Interviewer: What is JINI?
Banta: A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.

Interviewer: How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
Banta: I will give invitation.


Interviewer: What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
Banta: A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Interviewer: Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
Banta: When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.



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Do You think he got the Job
Regards Hefin Dsouza



Responses

Author: Puja Sharma    07 Sep 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Superb post... That thread and process one is too good..
I think he should get the job due to his out of box creative answers rather that textbook answers...

Keep posting..




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