This was an Old PJ
How Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Ans: With its Feets.
This Question When asked to Programmers They answered.
How Did The ________ Chicken Cross The Road?
1) NT Chicken: Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
2) OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
3) Win 95 Chicken: You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
4)Microsoft Chicken (TM): It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
5)OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
6)Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road ...
7)C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
8)C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
9)VB Chicken: USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
10)Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
11)Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
12)Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
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