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Wife - Live Computer


Posted Date: 15 Aug 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General

Posted By: Gaurav Arora       Member Level: Gold
Rating:     Points: 3



Some definitions:
CPU:
Wife, she stumble you with her temper. She controls you with her love, affection. She is a live current without electrons.

Monitor:
Wife, she force you to see things which she wants to see.

Mouse:
Wife, she handles you but you cant drive it.

Virus:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself
and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
if you don’t you will lose everything!!




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