Wedding Query....... ....... (SQL Style)
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalanceFROM FatherInLaw
UPDATEMyBankAccout SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATEMyLockerSET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO
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Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;
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| Author: ANIL PANDEY 08 Aug 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 0 |
Nice query,
But what is the database name.........
:)
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| Author: Maverick 08 Aug 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 0 |
hiya,
good joke( real time story!)...and very humorous...
tx
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