Funny SQL Query




Wedding Query....... ....... (SQL Style)

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalanceFROM FatherInLaw
UPDATEMyBankAccout SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATEMyLockerSET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO

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Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;


Comments

Author: Anil Kumar Pandey08 Aug 2008 Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0

Nice query,

But what is the database name.........


:)

Author: Maverick08 Aug 2008 Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0

hiya,

good joke( real time story!)...and very humorous...

tx



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