Computer Quotes

Posted Date: 17 Jul 2008 Resource Type: Computer Jokes Category: General

Posted By: kingfisher Member Level: Silver
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If Java had true garbage collection, most programs
would delete themselves upon execution.

Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

No one who has been a programmer can escape the conclusion that computers
highlight our inability to communicate.

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