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Posted Date: 17 Jul 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General

Posted By: Roopesh Babu Valluru       Member Level: Gold
Rating:     Points: 1





A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Some Company.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

"You are employed."

He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later , the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email".

The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Some Company!"






Responses

Author: Mohammed Khaja Najmuddin    22 Jul 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Very good.


Author: Akshatha naik    23 Jul 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
its very nice :)


Author: saji    23 Jul 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
nice................................


Author: kingfisher    24 Jul 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
great, but not a joke :)


Author: itz me    04 Aug 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
great one.. but not a joke....
well described about hardwork and use of technology.


Author: dorairaj    11 Aug 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2
Good one......Though in some scence its a jokee...

but in other way it seems to be an inspiring story for his hard work.....

I can give an example similar to the one...

Interview with a politician..

what would you have become , if you studied well in the
politican: I woudl have become an engineer with very less income..

But now he is ordering all the engineers and earning more money..



Author: Raj Kumar Prajapati    27 Aug 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
BUT IMPROVE
RAJ PRAJAPATI


Author: Newman Joseph    28 Aug 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
Good One....Very Nice....


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