Top nine reasons computers must be male:
1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7. The lights are on but nobody's home.
8. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
9. Size does matter
Top nine reasons computers must be female:
1. Picky, picky, picky.
2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
3. Beauty is only shell deep.
4. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
5. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
6. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
7. Smalltalk is important.
8. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
9. They make you take the garbage out.
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| Author: Rajeev Kumar Dubey 12 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
good
u have made lot of research on pc & h b
keep it up
good
u have made lot of research on pc & h b
keep it up
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| Author: sreelatha yalamanchi 17 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
really a good one....nice reasons for declaring the computer as male or female.....i liked it very..thanku for sharing it here...keep on posting such jokes more here...i ll share this with my friends they will definetly enjoy it..
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| Author: ram mohan 19 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 0 |
really good and nice
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| Author: Vidhya 21 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
hi,
its very nice...i'm really enjoy thank u for sharing these computer skills...plz share computer jokes like this,,,,,,,,,as much as possible ....
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| Author: Raghav 21 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
Very good joke yaar.
I enjoyed it
raghav
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