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Wedding SQL Query style


Posted Date: 09 Jul 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: siddharthMember Level: Bronze    
Rating: Points: 1





WeddingQuery....... ........ (SQL Style)

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO


Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;
Find the errors if possible...........




Responses

Author: sridhar    10 Jul 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
nice one keep it up:)


Author: UltimateRengan    11 Jul 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0
hi,
really nice one
keep sharing your knowledge



Author: Raghav    26 Jul 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Hi Siddarth,
Very nice yaar. Keep it up.

raghav


Author: praveen    01 Aug 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
nice one .....


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