Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus

Posted Date: 30 Jun 2008 Resource Type: Computer Jokes Category: General

Posted By: SharmilaHarikrishnan Member Level: Bronze
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Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus
1. Viruses are free.

2. Viruses don't take up most of your hard drive.

3. Viruses don't need 80 megs of RAM.

4. Viruses don't have major bugs.

5. Viruses don't have three different sets of documentation.

6. Viruses don't leak info to the press about the upcoming Jerusalem 95, to keep people from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp.

7. Viruses aren't on every computer.

8. Nobody cares if a virus turns out to be 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 32...

9. Viruses install themselves !

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Author: Satyanarayan SushilKumar Bajoria 30 Jun 2008

Member Level: Gold Points : 2

Hi,

hahaha haha.........

Nice joke.

Really vey amusing too.

Keep posting such amusing jokes.

Thanks and Regards
S.S.Bajoria

Author: shubham tiwari 02 Jul 2008

Member Level: Silver Points : 0

nice one.....

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