Subject: Essay on cow
You will forget ur english by the time u finish reading this.This is a
true essay written by a bihari candidate at the UPSC(IAS) examination.
the candidate has written an essay on the indian cow
He is the cow. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, &
also because he is female, he gives milks ( but will do so when he is
got child). He is same like GOD, sacred to Hindus & useful to man. But he
has got 4 legs together. Two r forward & two r afterward. His whole
body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. The milk comes from 4
taps attached to his basement.
What can I do? Various ghee, butter, cream, why and the condensed milk
and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind
generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his
other motion..(gober) also useful to trees, plants as well as for
making flat cakes ( like Pizza), in hand and drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got
child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons
To be parallel to the ground of the earth and instantly with great
velocity forwards.
He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar
animals. He has got the hairs on the other end of the other side. This
is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body
here upon he gives hit with it.
The palms of his feet are soft on to the touch, so the grasses head is
not crushed. His eyes & noes are like his other relative. This is the
cow.
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| Author: Alok Kumar Mohanty 19 Aug 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
Great essay
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| Author: Roopesh Babu Valluru 20 Aug 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
funny...and the most funniest thing is , I posted this joke and they REJECTED it ... i dunno how they allowed it now ... Any way thx..it reached ppl...
:)
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