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Computer Quotes

Posted Date: 14 Jun 2008	Resource Type: Computer Jokes	Category: General
Author: Deepa	Member Level: Diamond
Rating:	Points: 3

What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

What is an astronaut`s favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.

To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

My computer isn`t that nervous. It`s just a bit ANSI.

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

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Author: Kapil Dhawan 16 Jun 2008

Member Level: Gold Points : 0

Nice one

Author: Rajeev Kumar Dubey 16 Jun 2008

Member Level: Silver Points : 0

good

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