UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to
understand its
simplicity.
--Dennis Ritchie
Good judgement comes from experience, and
experience comes from bad
judgement.
--Fred Brooks
Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't
work. Practice is
when
something works, but you don't know why it works.
Programmers combine
theory
and practice: Nothing works and they don't know
why.
It's hard enough to find an error in your code
when you're looking for
it;
it's even harder when you've assumed your code is
error-free.
-Steve McConnell Code Complete
If builders built buildings the way programmers
wrote programs, then
the
first woodpecker that came along would destroy
civilisation.
-Gerald Weinberg
The Six Phases of a Project:
Enthusiasm
Disillusionment
Panic
Search for the Guilty
Punishment of the Innocent
Praise for non-participants
Good code is its own best documentation. As you're
about to add a
comment,
ask yourself, 'How can I improve the code so that
this comment isn't
needed?' Improve the code and then document it to
make it even
clearer.
--Steve McConnell Code Complete
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| Author: Rajeev Kumar Dubey 16 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
so longe
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| Author: sreelatha yalamanchi 16 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
nice quotes really liked them a lot....
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| Author: kunal badgujar 04 Aug 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
nice quotes..
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| Author: Deepika Haridas 01 Dec 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Good one..
Keep on posting more jokes.
enjoyed reading it..
Regards,
Deepika
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