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THREE ENGINEERS


Posted Date: 13 Jun 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General

Posted By: Deepa       Member Level: Diamond
Rating:     Points: 3



There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"




Responses

Author: sreelatha yalamanchi    18 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
ha ha ha ...nice one i liked it.......good joke on how the engineers react to the problem....pretty good one.....thanks for sharing this here.....keep on posting such jokes more here......thanks....


Author: Satyanarayan SushilKumar Bajoria    20 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi,
he it's really very very ausum.
Really very good joke.
Keep sending such type of amusing jokes.
Thanks.


Author: Sanjeev Kumar    23 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi,Its really very funny n I like it.
I always enjoy with SMSes n jokes on net.
Thanks a lot for making a smile on my face.
Really v. good.


Author: Pawan Bansal    24 Jun 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 1

ha ha ha ha...
really funny

Keep sending

thanks for the laugh


Author: Sridhar R    26 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0



Nice...................


Author: Rumpa M    27 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
ha ha ha.
really very good.
i have enjoyed joke very much.
keep it up.



Author: kunal badgujar    04 Aug 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
ha ha..nice joke


Author: Itz me    05 Aug 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
microsoft is always good in troubleshooting :D
but i have doubt that y didnt he restarted the car??
lol


Author: Siri    18 Aug 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
Nice Joke...............
Funny


Author: Meekredd    19 Aug 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
hai


realy nice pa.thnk u for share to all

Bye


Author: Raj Kumar Prajapati    26 Aug 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 1
Hi,
so sweet
it's really very very ausum.
Really very good joke.
Thanks

Raj Prajapati


Author: Ajay kumar    26 Aug 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Very OLD


Author: Swaminathan    30 Aug 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Nice one yaar.

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