Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar
software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo
loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur
Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya
hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire
kiye
hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal
raha
hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water
tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya
hai
ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain,
Kuch
bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar
se
kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."
AT GABBAR'S DEN..
Gabbar: "Kitne virus thhye?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen anitvirus . Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya
soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? incentive dega , Salary
badayega?
Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi. (gabbar shouts ) "Sambaa laptop la
re".
"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi
hai.[logout -
logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab testing kar!"............ ....????? ?
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| Author: Payal Jain 11 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
nice
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| Author: Sonu Fernandes 11 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
Really so nice keep it up.
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| Author: sreelatha yalamanchi 11 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.
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| Author: Srinivas 11 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
Good one
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| Author: Rumpa M 12 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
really very good .
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