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Window Source code joke


Posted Date: 09 Jun 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: R O B I NMember Level: Gold    
Rating: Points: 3



Windows Source Code joke
Some people have hacked into Microsoft and stolen their Windows XP code and here it is. I am sure that they would love any improvements for the next version.



#include
#include
#include

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
or just call it Chicargo)\n");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}




Responses

Author: Deepa    17 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0
how to execute?


Author: Legend     18 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
good


Author: sreelatha yalamanchi    18 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
ha ha ha nice one..i liked it..keep on sharing such items more.....


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