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Walking on the Beach


Posted Date: 09 Jun 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General

Posted By: R O B I N       Member Level: Gold
Rating:     Points: 5



A project manager, software engineer, and hardware engineer are in Miami Beach for a two-week period helping out on a project. On their lunch hours, they often chose to walk up and down the beach. During one of these walks, they stumble upon a lamp.

The hardware engineer picks up the lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says "Normally I would grant 3 wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."

Since he was holding the lamp, the hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.

The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.

Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie. "I want them both back after lunch," replied the project manager.




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Author: Deepa    16 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0
Old one but nice...


Author: sreelatha yalamanchi    18 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
ha ha ha...awesome...loved it..what a project manager he is.....hmmm liked the joke..keep on posting such jokes more...


Author: Satyanarayan SushilKumar Bajoria    01 Jul 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Hi,

ha ha ha....

I love and enjoy it a lot.

Really amusing joke.

Keep posting such amusing jokes.

Thanks and Regards
S.S.Bajoria


Author: shoriful    02 Jul 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
are you project manager ?


Author: shubham tiwari    02 Jul 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
gud one.......


Author: kingfisher    03 Jul 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
so Let the prject manager speak first!!!!


Author: Rumpa M    03 Jul 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
plz dont copy and paste the same joke again & again...


Author: UltimateRengan    09 Jul 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0
hi,
really nice.
Keep posting such amusing jokes



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