A computer was something on TV
On a science fiction show of note.
A "window" was something you hated to clean,
And "ram" was the cousin of a goat.
"Meg" was the name of your girlfriend,
And "gig" was a job for the nights.
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega "bytes"!
An "application" was for employment.
A "program" was a TV show.
A "cursor" used profanity.
A "keyboard" was a piano.
"Memory" was something that you lost with age;
A "CD" was a bank account.
And if you had a 3-1/2 inch "floppy,"
You hoped nobody found out!
"Compress" was something you did to the garbage,
Not something you did to a file.
And if you "unzipped" anything in public,
You'd be in jail for a while!
"Log on" was adding wood to the fire;
A "hard drive" was a long trip on the road.
A "mouse pad" was where a mouse lived;
And "backup" happened to your commode.
"Cut" you did with a pocket knife;
"Paste" you did with glue.
A "web" was a spider's home,
And a "virus" was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
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| Author: komaladevi 06 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
:)
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| Author: John Fernandez 07 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.
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