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Wedding SQL query


Posted Date: 04 Jun 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Vijaykumar PatilMember Level: Gold    
Rating: Points: 3



CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO




Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;

Find the errors if possible...........






Responses

Author: suhati gupta    04 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
good ...nice approach


Author: dorairaj    04 Jun 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 1
good one..
An excellent query , but days are changed. Just reverse the query for girls..



Author: Payal Jain    04 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
hahaha...gud one


Author: Anju    05 Jun 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
i can compromise on
'sisters<>null'


Author: Jagadevi basawaraj    05 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
nice one..


Author: Alok Kumar Mohanty    05 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
Good one, But today case is different.....


Author: Rumpa M    06 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
good.one.lets u try 4 it.


Author: komaladevi    06 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
good


Author: parthaaa    06 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
I got 'No Data found'. :-( hi hi


Author: Srinivas     06 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
good one


Author: John Fernandez    07 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.


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