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I hate Microsoft ?


Posted Date: 04 Jun 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: R O B I NMember Level: Gold    
Rating: Points: 3



One time a girl in my introduction to programming class told me that she hated Microsoft and started using UNIX to compile her programs. Later on, she emailed me and said she hated UNIX now, too, because it would compile her program but not allow her to retrieve her data. So I asked her to send her code to me, and I would take a look at it. I stumbled upon this:

int addandsubtract (int a, int b)
{
return (a + b);
return (b - a);
}

I asked her the purpose of this function, and she told me she wanted to first get the sum of a and b and then get the difference. She didn't understand why this wouldn't work, and it took me an hour or so to explain why.





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Author: Roopesh Babu Valluru    04 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
ok...


Author: saji    04 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
wow!


Author: John Fernandez    07 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.


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