--Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
--Any given program costs more and takes longer.
--If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
--If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
--Any program will expand to fill available memory.
--The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
--Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer
who must maintain it.
--Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
--Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable
errors, which by definition are limited.
--Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
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| Author: John Fernandez 07 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.
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