Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle
College Life:
College Life..Bindas…..!!!!!!! ……
Campus Selection:
Our Interviewer… Seems to be Dedicated…and Serious …
Joining Date:
Call from Company HR to Join……
Dilemma:
Two Offers in Hand what to do…???? ……..
Induction:
Same Guy Interviewer Ha ha feels lot relaxed….
Project Allocation :
What is this..Seems Some thing is Wrong
Team Introduction:
Things going bitter………………
Mentor :
Mentor Please help me…Night out's I am working 18 hrs a day.. …I got Screwed…
Coding :
It Confirm …and Official …I am in a fix…Some One Please Help me out..Please… I am dying out of frustration and depression…
Testing:
Tester : Don't….Worry Brother …I am there to hear you…But One thing….
What is this Code…..You Idiot…it's performance is no good than Hosur road traffic..Stupid...You illiterate Coder…..illogical thinker..!^@#^!#&*(&
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Finally One Day Adieu Mail to ALL
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To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Boday Ache Providers, finally to Man Eaters..
Subject: Adieu
Importance : High
HI ALL,
I thank every one of you in name who made me like this...and today I am transformed from a College Hero ..to …Useless Zero...and all the Credit belongs to you.. I Sincearly request every one..not try to contact me again in my life…
I am Going to Himlayas in Search of MY MANAGERS BRAIN………….
No Thanks and No Regards,
Adieu
Thanks & Regards,
" Happiness is not something you find, it's something you create..."
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| Author: Sathyendra Pai 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
Nice.......
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| Author: shubham tiwari 02 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
gud one......
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| Author: Deepa 02 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 0 |
nice ha ha ha...
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