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God Vs Project Manager


Posted Date: 30 May 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General

Posted By: Ashok Kandasamy       Member Level: Diamond
Rating:     Points: 3



We all know this one(God)

one day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked God "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which God answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints Because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you in my hands"



Now know this one too!!!(PM)

Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. I asked my PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"





Responses

Author: Sathyendra Pai    30 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Nice........


Author: Kumar Velu    31 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
Cool..


Author: Chandra Sheker.G    31 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
good one


Author: shubham tiwari    02 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
gud one......


Author: subramanyam    03 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
cool one.........


Author: subramanyam    03 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
cool one.........


Author: Srinivas     03 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
good one


Author: UltimateRengan    03 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0
ya nice


Author: jalpa    05 Jun 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
not to bad



Author: rahul    05 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
good one


Author: parthaaa    06 Jun 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
very nice.


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