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Computer Acronyms


Posted Date: 28 May 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Pavan RaviMember Level: Gold    
Rating: Points: 3



ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI
System Can't See It

DOS
Defective Operating System

IBM
I Blame Microsoft

CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

WWW
World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
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Responses
Author: Sathyendra Pai    28 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Nice Collection............


Author: narasimha    28 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
good


Author: Jagadevi basawaraj    29 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Nice ..


Author: Rajeev Kumar Dubey    29 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
super 7good collection


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