Our hero chatting with some heroin on chat.
Both are s/w engrs by the way and both work for real big MNC's
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Heroin: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you
on Chat
Heroin: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some
Coffee.
Hero: OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime
number,
Given value of n.
Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you,
if I
Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroin
to
Arrive.
All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Heroin: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps asking
stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
Heroin: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers
are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Heroin: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Heroin: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number,
given N.
Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real
Urgent for me to work this out
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from
now.ok?
Heroin: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO
YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!!
YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
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| Author: Sonu Fernandes 26 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Yes it's happend's Nice one..:) keep it up..
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| Author: Roopesh Babu Valluru 26 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
nice one....
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| Author: karthik 27 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
good one.. keep it up
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| Author: SSN 27 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
good...
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| Author: vipinpaliwal 27 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
that great
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| Author: chinnu 27 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
very nice
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| Author: srilu 27 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
Really nice
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| Author: Deepika Haridas 28 Nov 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ohh really very funny..
Keep on posting more jokes.
enjoyed reading it..
Regards,
Deepika
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