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SoftwareHusband
Posted Date: 20 May 2008
Resource Type:
Computer Jokes
Category:
General
Author:
vijetha
Member Level:
Gold
Rating:
Points
: 3
A typical conversation between a husband who returns late from work as a computer programmer and a house wife.
Husband :"Good Evening Dear, I'm now
logged in."
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morn...
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found ...
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love
computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!...
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : Default Parameter.
Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : Access denied. File in use...
Responses
Author:
Praveena kandhi
21 May 2008
Member Level:
Gold
Points
: 2
its good n funny
Author:
Ashok Kandasamy
21 May 2008
Member Level:
Diamond
Points
: 2
fine....
Author:
Kanchana S
21 May 2008
Member Level:
Bronze
Points
: 2
really cool., :)
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