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Bhola & Computer


Posted Date: 16 May 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Shivshanker CheralMember Level: Diamond    
Rating: Points: 3



Bhola: When I turn my machine on it is continually freezing...
Comp Expert: Do you have Windows in your machine?
Bhola: No, but I have an egg rack and salad tray.



At this point it becomes apparent the bloke has a fridge freezer, and not a computer....



Comp Expert: Good evening, etc...
Bhola: Oh hello, I have a problem with my Apricot MS540, I keep getting an error on my screen when I load Cyberworks
Comp Expert: Ok, what does the error say ?
Bhola: I don't know.
Comp Expert: Well, can you read it ?
Bhola: No, I'm not in front of the machine.
Comp Expert: Ok, can you get near the machine and turn it on ?
Bhola: No, not really, the machines at my office, and I'm at home
Comp Expert: So you didn't right down the error, you don't know what the error was, and you can't run the program now so that you can tell me the error ?
Bhola: That's right.
Comp Expert: I see...What would you like me to do for you exactly madam ?




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Author: Abhishek Arya    21 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
1st one is good


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