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Laws of Computer Programming


Posted Date: 12 May 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Mohammed Khaja NajmuddinMember Level: Gold    
Rating: Points: 3



Laws of Computer Programming

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any given program costs more and takes longer.
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
Any program will expand to fill available memory.
The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.





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Author: Abhishek Arya    19 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
Very true


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