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Posted Date: 12 May 2008	Resource Type: Computer Jokes	Category: General
Author: vijetha	Member Level: Gold
Rating:	Points: 3

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby
in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;
They'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
produce a baby.

And lastly...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the
right baby.

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Author: Mohammed Khaja Najmuddin 13 May 2008

Member Level: Gold Points : 2

Jobs redefined .
good

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