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Roles in Heaven


Posted Date: 11 May 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Rekha Member Level: Gold    
Rating: Points: 3




Brahma-Systems Installation

Vishnu-Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi-Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati-Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva-DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh-Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada-Data transfer

Yama-Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta-IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras-Downloadable Viruses

Devas-Mainframe Programmers

Surya-Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas-In house Hackers

Ravan-Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan-Zombie Process

Lakshman-Support Software and Backup

Hanuman-Linux/s390

Vaali-MS Windows

Sugreeva-DOS

Jatayu-Firewall

Dronacharya-System Programmer

Vishwamitra-Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni-Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki-Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna-SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira-ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun-Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu-Trainee Programmer

Draupadi
Motivation & Team building

Bhima-MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana-Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna-Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra-Visual C++

Gandhari-Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas-Microsoft Service Packs and patches




Responses

Author: karthekeyan    11 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
Nice


Author: narasimha    11 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
goodcollection


Author: Neeraj Saluja    12 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
:)


Author: karthik    12 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
good collection... keep it up..


Author: devireddy    13 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Nice collection :)


Author: selva venkatesh    13 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
nice keep it up


Author: Rumpa M    13 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
nice creativity.


Author: venkat kamal    14 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
good creativity.........


Author: Abhishek Arya    16 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
we have 36 Billion god :)


Author: Balthazor    17 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
Zakkas


Author: Jessica    17 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
It is very good. Keep it up. Something innovative after very long time.... :))


Author: Ashok Kandasamy    17 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
Nice.But who is the software engineer.



Author: Deepika Haridas    27 Nov 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ohh really very funny..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika


Author: gururajan    29 Nov 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi Rekha,

You r Much More Intrested in Purana's Ramayana,mahabharatha like that,i appiriciate the collection of more personality's you used this joke.

Keep on posting

Gururajan.K


Author: gururajan    29 Nov 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi Rekha,

You r Much More Intrested in Purana's Ramayana,mahabharatha like that,i appiriciate the collection of more personality's you used this joke.

Keep on posting

Gururajan.K


Author: Gaurav Arora    29 Nov 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi Rekha,

All above nice. In few words nice collection. Its a joke, tells the our internal child.

Keep it up.

Thanks & regards,
Gaurav Arora


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