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DON’T MARRY A SOFTWARE GIRL


Posted Date: 10 May 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General

Posted By: P.Renupriya       Member Level: Silver
Rating:     Points: 3



DON’T MARRY A SOFTWARE GIRL



Never marry a “TESTING” girl since she always DOUBTS U .

Never marry a “DATABASE” girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a “C” girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a “C++” girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a “JAVA” girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a “VB” girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a “UNIX” girl ,she always dump u with a CORE.

Never marry a “PASCAL” girl ,she always scolds u as RASCAL.

Never marry a “COBOL” girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a “NETWORK” girl since she may be very good in SHOOTING PROBLEMS.

Conclusion: Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY!






Responses

Author: karthekeyan    11 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
gud gud one


Author: narasimha    11 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
if c# then ....


Author: devireddy    12 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Hey all s/w girls'll get angry upon u
B carefull
Just kidding
Good creativity......


Author: Vasudevan Deepak Kumar    12 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
@narasimha,

If she is a C# girl, she should SEE SHARPER at each of your activity. If you are ok with it, then the managed realm should be a great heaven for you.


Author: HereToLearn.Net !!    12 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Gud one :)


Author: sivakumar    12 May 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 2
Very nice..


Author: Neeraj Saluja    12 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
:)


Author: zaheeruddin mohammad    12 May 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2
Nice! What about PERL and PYTHON girls?


Author: Rekha     12 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Nice one.


Author: Rumpa M    06 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
good one.


Author: Sonu Fernandes    06 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Nice one but old Joke.


Author: Srinivas     06 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
nice one


Author: dorairaj    06 Jun 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 1
Nice jokes

keep posting jokes like this.
But the last line should be followed by every software engineer.


Author: John Fernandez    07 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.


Author: Legend     07 Aug 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
nice


Author: Arun Kumar    08 Aug 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
I think there is no need of definition for PYTHON girls. The name itself describes.. :)


Author: G.Joychandrasekaran    08 Aug 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
Nice one.




Author: ANIL PANDEY    08 Aug 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0
Nice joke...........

i will never Do the same.....


Author: dorairaj    11 Aug 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 1
It is just for jokes....

If take it serious , most of the software guys can't marry.



Author: Raj Kumar Prajapati    26 Aug 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2
nice


Author: karthik gattu    26 Aug 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
Nice Joke,
To which platform u belongs to?


Author: sujibala    01 Sep 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
hi renu,

it's good but toooooo much.......




Author: Danasegarane.A    02 Sep 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0
Nice to see software Girls also participated :)


Author: Raghav    02 Sep 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Nice Joke. Keep it up.

Raghav


Author: Gajendra    04 Sep 2008Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
Good Joke.
But unfortunatly we already commited for marriage


Author: vijaybabu    05 Sep 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
good one ;-)


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