DON’T MARRY A SOFTWARE GIRL




DON’T MARRY A SOFTWARE GIRL



Never marry a “TESTING” girl since she always DOUBTS U .

Never marry a “DATABASE” girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a “C” girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a “C++” girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a “JAVA” girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a “VB” girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a “UNIX” girl ,she always dump u with a CORE.

Never marry a “PASCAL” girl ,she always scolds u as RASCAL.

Never marry a “COBOL” girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a “NETWORK” girl since she may be very good in SHOOTING PROBLEMS.

Conclusion: Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY!


Comments

Author: karthikeyan11 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

gud gud one

Author: narasimha11 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

if c# then ....

Author: devireddy12 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

Hey all s/w girls'll get angry upon u
B carefull
Just kidding
Good creativity......

Author: Vasudevan Deepak Kumar12 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

@narasimha,

If she is a C# girl, she should SEE SHARPER at each of your activity. If you are ok with it, then the managed realm should be a great heaven for you.

Author: HereToLearn.Net !!12 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

Gud one :)

Author: sivakumar12 May 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 2

Very nice..

Author: Neeraj Saluja12 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

:)

Author: zaheeruddin mohammad12 May 2008 Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2

Nice! What about PERL and PYTHON girls?

Author: Rekha 12 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

Nice one.

Author: Rumpa M06 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

good one.

Author: Sonu Fernandes06 Jun 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 0

Nice one but old Joke.

Author: Srinivas 06 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

nice one

Author: dorairaj06 Jun 2008 Member Level: Bronze   Points : 1

Nice jokes

keep posting jokes like this.
But the last line should be followed by every software engineer.

Author: John Fernandez07 Jun 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.The fact is that we do not know this much jokes can be made out of a computer and what i see is that computer jokes have very high demand,and mostly used to send Emails to friends and relatives.

Author: Legend 07 Aug 2008 Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0

nice

Author: Arun Kumar08 Aug 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

I think there is no need of definition for PYTHON girls. The name itself describes.. :)

Author: G.Joychandrasekaran08 Aug 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 0

Nice one.

Author: Anil Kumar Pandey08 Aug 2008 Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0

Nice joke...........

i will never Do the same.....

Author: dorairaj11 Aug 2008 Member Level: Bronze   Points : 1

It is just for jokes....

If take it serious , most of the software guys can't marry.

Author: Raj Kumar Prajapati26 Aug 2008 Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2

nice

Author: karthik gattu26 Aug 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 0

Nice Joke,
To which platform u belongs to?

Author: sujibala01 Sep 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

hi renu,

it's good but toooooo much.......

Author: Danasegarane.A02 Sep 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

Nice to see software Girls also participated :)

Author: Raghav02 Sep 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

Nice Joke. Keep it up.

Raghav

Author: Gajendra04 Sep 2008 Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0

Good Joke.
But unfortunatly we already commited for marriage

Author: vijaybabu05 Sep 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 0

good one ;-)



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