How Software Project Start




How Software Project Start




Programmer to Team Leader: “We can’t do this proposed project. It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy system. And above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it, they can’t. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never take this type of project.”

Team Leader to Project Manager: “This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don’t have any staff who has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a project of this nature.”

Project Manager to Director: “This project involves a design change in the system and we don’t have much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we might be able to do the project but we would need more time than usual to complete it.”

Director to Vice President: “This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who have worked in this area and others who know the implementation language. So they can train other people. In my personal opinion we should take this project, but with caution.”

Vice President to CEO: “This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in remodeling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some people have already given in-house training in this area to other staff members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us under any circumstances.”

CEO to Client: “This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute this project successfully and well within the given time frame.”


Comments

Author: sivakumar12 May 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 2

Good

Author: Mohammed Najmuddin12 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

good old process of initialising a project

Author: santhoshkumar12 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

Nice.

Author: Neeraj Saluja12 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

:D

Author: zaheeruddin mohammad12 May 2008 Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2

Nice, but where is the concept of initialization of project?

Author: shaik mohiuddin12 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

gud but lenghty

Author: karthik12 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

good one

Author: Vinay12 May 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 2

Halo my dear friend,i have already posted the same joke,u were a bit late in finding it from other site... :)

Author: karthikeyan12 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

ok good

Author: Arun Kumar13 May 2008 Member Level: Bronze   Points : 2

good

Author: Rekha 18 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

good one

Author: shalini jennifer19 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

Good One

Author: Abhishek Arya19 May 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 2

Good one but ultimately bad for us as we haev to Put extra hours

Author: vijaybabu05 Sep 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 0

good One ;-)

Author: HereToLearn.Net !!05 Sep 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

nice

Author: Venkat08 Sep 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 0

okay

Author: Roopesh Babu Valluru09 Sep 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 0

Good One..Really Enjoyed it..:)

Author: Mrs. Meetu Choudhary Nanda22 Sep 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Good One......
Very Nice



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Author: Chetankumar Digambarrao Akarte23 Sep 2008 Member Level: Gold   Points : 1

Really Good,

It shows todays company strategy.
Nice..!!

Regards
Chetankumar Akarte

Author: K. B. Rao23 Sep 2008 Member Level: Silver   Points : 0

Good One......
Nice Joke

Author: Anil Kumar Pandey24 Sep 2008 Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0

Nice joke..

actually this is happen in the companies...



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