How Software Project Start
Programmer to Team Leader: “We can’t do this proposed project. It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy system. And above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it, they can’t. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never take this type of project.”
Team Leader to Project Manager: “This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don’t have any staff who has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a project of this nature.”
Project Manager to Director: “This project involves a design change in the system and we don’t have much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we might be able to do the project but we would need more time than usual to complete it.”
Director to Vice President: “This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who have worked in this area and others who know the implementation language. So they can train other people. In my personal opinion we should take this project, but with caution.”
Vice President to CEO: “This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in remodeling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some people have already given in-house training in this area to other staff members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us under any circumstances.”
CEO to Client: “This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute this project successfully and well within the given time frame.”
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| Author: sivakumar 12 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
Good
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| Author: Mohammed Khaja Najmuddin 12 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
good old process of initialising a project
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| Author: santhoshkumar 12 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Nice.
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| Author: Neeraj Saluja 12 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
:D
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| Author: zaheeruddin mohammad 12 May 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 2 |
Nice, but where is the concept of initialization of project?
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| Author: shaik mohiuddin 12 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
gud but lenghty
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| Author: karthik 12 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
good one
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| Author: Vinay 12 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
Halo my dear friend,i have already posted the same joke,u were a bit late in finding it from other site... :)
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| Author: karthekeyan 12 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
ok good
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| Author: Arun Kumar 13 May 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 2 |
good
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| Author: Rekha 18 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
good one
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| Author: shalini jennifer 19 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Good One
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| Author: Abhishek Arya 19 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
Good one but ultimately bad for us as we haev to Put extra hours
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| Author: vijaybabu 05 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
good One ;-)
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| Author: HereToLearn.Net !! 05 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
nice
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| Author: Venkat 08 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
okay
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| Author: Roopesh Babu Valluru 09 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
Good One..Really Enjoyed it..:)
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| Author: Meetu Choudhary 22 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Good One......
Very Nice
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| Author: Chetankumar Digambarrao Akarte 23 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Really Good,
It shows todays company strategy.
Nice..!!
Regards
Chetankumar Akarte
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| Author: K. B. Rao 23 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
Good One......
Nice Joke
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| Author: ANIL PANDEY 24 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 0 |
Nice joke..
actually this is happen in the companies...
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