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DON'T MARRY A SOFTWARE GIRL
Posted Date: 06 May 2008
Resource Type:
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Category:
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Author:
Vinay
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DON’T MARRY A SOFTWARE GIRL
Never marry a “TESTING” girl since she always DOUBTS U .
Never marry a “DATABASE” girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a “C” girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a “C++” girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a “JAVA” girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a “VB” girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a “UNIX” girl ,she always dump u with a CORE.
Never marry a “PASCAL” girl ,she always scolds u as RASCAL.
Never marry a “COBOL” girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a “NETWORK” girl since she may be very good in SHOOTING PROBLEMS.
Conclusion: Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY!
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