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DON’T MARRY A SOFTWARE GAL

Posted Date: 06 May 2008 Resource Type: Computer Jokes Category: General

Posted By: C.S.N Member Level: Silver
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Never marry a “TESTING” girl since she always DOUBTS U .

Never marry a “DATABASE” girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a “C” girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a “C++” girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a “JAVA” girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a “VB” girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a “UNIX” girl ,she always dump u with a CORE.

Never marry a “PASCAL” girl ,she always scolds u as RASCAL.

Never marry a “COBOL” girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a “NETWORK” girl since she may be very good in SHOOTING PROBLEMS.

Conclusion: Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY!

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Author: Raghav 21 Aug 2008

Member Level: Gold Points : 1

Very funny Joke CSN. Keep posting more and more jokes. Also try to post more articles in resources section rather than jokes. The joke posted by you is indeed very good and keeps the people relaxed.

Raghav

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