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The Computer Gender ?


Posted Date: 06 May 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General

Posted By: vivek kushwaha       Member Level: Silver
Rating:     Points: 2



Ten Top Reasons Computers Are Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say, if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.




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